I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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