The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Where is the hickey?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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