my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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