Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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