You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
