you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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