ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We are all done wearing pants today
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
