dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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