They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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