well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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