Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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