dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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