You just made me feel so damn special
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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