discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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