What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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