then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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