We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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