FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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