In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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