haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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