I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
