your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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