I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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