I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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