I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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