We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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