i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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