she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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