Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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