It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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