Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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