Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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