Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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