I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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