Cold hands, warm shart.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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