People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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