Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You've changed since you got that strap on
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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