He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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