This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
