On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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