everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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