hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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