I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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