no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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