I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
