your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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