We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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