jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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