this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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