Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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