ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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