Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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