is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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