I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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