Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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