But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
