I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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